If you want to understand the meaning of the head line- go and see ‘Son Of Rambow’ the best thing to ever come out of a joint British French film production- the last projects of these countries were the Israel- Lebanon border, getting us involved in a land war in Sinai – so they are not good together- but this movie is funny and original with just a taste of kitsch- I know some of you like my movie taste and some don’t- I liked it. Featuring a very good 80s soundtrack and the next river phoenix.
If you see a Barcelona red corolla walking in the street- stop and let it pass- it may be mine-
Yes I went back and took the car-now I am driving like a sisi- scared for my baby- I may even wash this one from time to time (since it is free in the dealership)
The fastest rising crime in America is identity theft- and now that I got my social security card- I am a possible victim- they say to hide the card- don’t let anyone see it- so where do you hard a piece of paper you can’t even laminate- for me any where I put it I want find it- so why hide it at all.
Identity theft is still only the 2nd most common crime in America- the 1st is voter fraud- republicans and democrats have been cheating the American public for 200 years.
The corruption has spread to Ra’anana – where my brother shai has lost an election for the 1st time- he may still get a seat in the municipal election – but it’s a long shot- so Raananians of the world- come November- say no to Barak osama- say no to woman who lost but want admit it- say no to the senile- and vote Meretz for Raanana municipality (just this email list has 10 potential raanana votes….)
For international news- my long awaited transport- is due to arrive tomorrow- I am sick of listening to the same CD…… 23 boxes be here and the mess which is heavy now- will triple
I now own Skype technology- and a Madonna head set (is she in Israel? The last time she was here I was in Cyprus- we always miss each other)- my number is ‘Gil_even’- I got a call this week saying I don’t call enough—usually if you call me and tell me I don’t call enough- it’s a sure way of making me not call you… I hate that. But he is right- I don’t call enough- so get skype- it is free.
Just returned from a very good Spanish meeting- where I actually managed to speak Spanish- only words the last time- now full sentences…. Bought a book of Spanish short classic stores and a dictionary.
But the Irish girl was not there- I haven’t met here since- I guess like all the leprechauns- she is too extinct.
Tomorrow a hike after work- a genius idea to go hiking at 18:00.
Thursday Indian Jones
Friday swing dance
I do work from time to time…
Something I was sure would happen sooner has happened (other than, getting the car, license, bank, and all that crap)- I received my 1st match from someone in the office
So let me tell you about mary Watson
If the name mary Watson doesn’t ring a bell – it’s is because you the last Spiderman movie was a bad one
Mary Jane Watson is spider comic (and movie) girlfriend)- I bet only Avishy new that
So when mary approached me from a face book application – my spidy senses were on high alert.
I know it sais sucker on my forehead- but where is it written on my IP address?
Mary has a sad tale of orphanage, moving from Canada to salt lake…yada yada yada….tears,,,,, bla- I didn’t know than why she told me that
So we exchanged emails for a few days and here emails were strange- they were long (but not of quality like mine J ) and with a strange fonts- lots of …. And looked odd- since it felt odd even to me – I looked her up on face book and else where- but searching for mary Watson always gets images and drawing of spiderman girlfriend. People are very creative when it comes to drawing her.
Mary writes that she is a model now modeling in Nigeria and about to retire and open a fashion store in Cleveland- that was strange- Cleveland and fashion are total strangers. And Nigeria?
I am a trusting soul – so we wrote some more- and always with that wired font.
She was suppose to arrive in Cleveland this week- and I looked some more- and the search mary Watson salt lake- led me to a dating scammer site.
Apparently this bitch (and I apologies to dogs everywhere) is probably a guy who uses some software to analize emails – and according to the site – the next step is saying she is stick ask for money- and of course disappear. One what do you know the next day marry writes
“Good to hear from you,how are you doing today?hope you had a peaceful night?am really worried today,when was in a meeting with my manager and client,i am not sure if i will be coming to the states this week anymore if only you can help me out,i think i will be delayed,my payment was made in United States Postal Money Order for safety purpose and it can only be cash in the states but my agency has already make an arrangement for my flight but i need some money to settle my hotel bills.And i contacted my manager to get me a loan but he agreed to have sex with me before he can help me and i never wanted to become a whore, so i disagreed with him and this means no money from him. Although i never wanted to bother you but i would really appreciate if you can help me with the money,i promise to pay you back when i get over to you.I am ashamed for asking you to help me financially,i know its not right but i have no choice.i will be so glad if you can do this for me.hope to hear from you soon,have a peaceful day.
Mary.
p:i will very happy if you can call me on my hotel phone...+2348084670083,ask of mary Watson...room026...i will be waiting”
So I didn’t reply and neither is he (she, it). Any body want to try calling that number? She is a model.
So my question is- after being stood up last week- and my 1st online scam (that I know of)- where does it say sucker on my IP address?
But this is not the match that I was given- that one is a Russian american jewish girl by the name of lana.
Which I plan to call after my possible date with Julie tomorrow (Julie is a real girl…..)
So I was in new York this weekend with my mom- who turned 29 again (strange since I am 31) – and 60 members of the Hitzig family which is my grandma family name- so now I have a large family I did not know about close by (close being 6 hours in any direction) but still nice to know I have places to crash in argentina, colombia, france and all over north America
We went to a real Chinese place in china town and had the most shocking meal I ever ate. They had shrimps- live shrimps- don’t read the next section if you are under 18, suffer from a heart disiese or pregnant, if you are under and 18 and pregnant keep watching) so they poured some alcohol over them- and after 10 minutes they stopped jumping- then they cooked them on the table right in front of us and that we were forced to eat them- chose most likely but it was shocking- I think the other type of food that comes in a normal meat way is better- it’s not like the slaughter the steak?
On the way back from Pittsburgh ( I flew to new York from there) I saw a lot of deer- but dead on the high way- that was a toll road- toll being the toll from nature- a dead animal every 5 miles.
So I noticed the little differences- case in point – rivers
In Israel if a snail crosses the road and leaves a trail of snail goo- we put a sign and call it a river
Here I drove over huge rivers and not a name in sight- I looked- no name! they just call it the place with water
Also the more east you go the worse the drivers- Cleveland are ok- Pittsburgh is bad and new York awful- not to mention the B.O- but new York was full of tourist and festivals so that was fun.
That is it for this week
Next week updates on Julie, lanna, mary Indiana Jones and the escirextilator.
p.s don’t scratch my car!
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